Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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