I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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