I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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