ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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