Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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