it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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