there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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