How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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