i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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