my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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