dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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