can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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ttyl tear gas
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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