dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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