there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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