Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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