For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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