oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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