How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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