Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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