OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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