Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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