You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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