I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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