when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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