But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He? As in you personified your dick?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Randomize
