my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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