drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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