party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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