his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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