Betty ford says i'm here all night
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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