I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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