1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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