my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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