her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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