I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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