Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
