It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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