I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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