Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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