She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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