we have pet lesbian snakes
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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