i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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