wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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