She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
