But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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