Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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