I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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