dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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