The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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