i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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