Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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