batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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