Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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