you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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