That's intense
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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