why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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