He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Randomize
